1x01-Pilot

Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice?
Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.

Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know?
Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.

Serena: So you took me to meet your dad on the first date?
Dan: So, this is a date? Ah, maybe I shouldn't have worn my loafers then. Dressed down a bit.

1x02 - The wild brunch

Dan: Hey, how you doing? I was in yesterday with Serena.
Dexter: How could I forget.
Dan: Yeah, well. Um. Is she in?
Dexter: Just missed her actually, but you're welcome to wait.
Dan: Yeah, okay. Maybe I will. She probably won't be that long, right?
Dexter: Once she went out and didn't come back for six months, but feel free to sit. Over there.

1x03 - Poison Ivy

Serena: Please don't tell me it's over.
Dan: What? You were there. I-I would say it's pretty over.
Serena: I meant the assembly.
Dan: Oh, right!


Dan: If you ever need anybody to talk to, or not talk to, I'd be happy to do either.
Serena: I'll keep that in mind.

1x04 - Bad news, Blair!

Serena: Uh uh. (laughs) So I should probably get back.
Dan: Yeah, sure.
Serena: But call me sometimes. So we can get together and do that thing you didn't ask me to do.

Dan: She's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mots tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.

Serena: Hey, how about you ask me out again?
Dan: How about you actually show up?
Serena: Okay. No drama, no disruptions. I promise.
Dan: You promise? Oh no! That means it's never going to happen now!
Serena: Okay, quick, I take it back! I un-promise.
Dan: Friday. 8 o'clock.
Blair: I think we can agree to those terms. But you can't wear those shoes. Or that hair.

1x05 - Dare devil

Dan (to Serena): If it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you want, then it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you're gonna get.

Serena (to Dan): Ahem. There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone.

1x06-The handmaiden's tale

Dan: Serena, hey.
Serena: What are you really doing here, Dan?
Dan: What am I doing here? I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin, I conned my way in here all to see you. I care.
Serena: Well, you didn't seem to care this morning when you were with another girl and lied about it.

Jenny (to Serena, about Dan): I think he'd go anywhere with you. Except for maybe the ice capades 'cause that really freaked him out when he was five.

Dan: Let me say...for the record... I like you. Only you.
Serena: Well, that's good, because I feel the same about you.

Serena: I hear the Ice Capades are coming to town.
Dan: If you're there, so am I.

1x07 - Victor Victrola

Serena: You think, all the money we spend on private school, they could at least give us a comfortable spot to make out.
Dan: Or better chemistry teachers. Mr. Pizer is a little weird.

Dan: (about what he did to his room for Serena) I know it may not compare to a suite at the Ritz in Paris or a chalet in Aspen, and it might be a fire hazard, but...
Serena: It's perfect.

Serena: Wait.
Dan: What? What? Did I do something wrong?
Serena: No.
Dan: I knew the hair thing was too much.
Serena: No, actually, um...
Dan: Um? Um is never good. What?
Serena: I, I'm scared.
Dan: Of me?
Serena: No! Well, yes. But, it's just...I've never...
Dan: You've never? You're not a...
Serena: No. No, I wish. It's just...nobody's ever looked at the way you just did. In fact, I don't think they looked at me at all. (covers her face with her hand) You think I'm crazy, don't you?
Dan: No. No, I don't.

1x08Seventeen candles

Serena: Blair says in a relationship the best friend is—
Dan: Serena. Are you really taking relationship advice from Blair?
Serena: Good point. Look, I just don't wanna have to compete with Vanessa. You know with Guitar Hero, okay. I'm way more awesome if you didn't happen to notice. But not with you.
Dan: That's fair.

Questè è stato l'apice...mi sciolta in quel momento!!
Poi io adoro quando la nonna di Serena dice a lui :"You are still in her heart!"

Già, è davvero meraviglioso *____*

2x02 - Never Been Marcused

Serena: I just think that we should.. Think, before we get back together.
Dan: I thought this meant we were back together.

Dan: I was just thinking about.. This morning.. On the bus..
Serena: Yeah, we didn't exactly stick to the plan, did we?

Serena: What do you say we.. Just forget thinking and.. Follow our hearts.
Dan: You sure that's your heart you're following?

2x03 - The Dark Night

Gossip Girl: Spotted: S and Lonely Boy locking lips like all is forgiven. Will round two be any better?

Serena: What do you want, Dan? For me to never say my name?
Dan: That's not what I said.
Serena: We thought we could avoid talking about last year, well? This is fate telling us we can't.

Serena: I forgive you... for Georgina.
Dan: And I forgive you ...
Serena: We keep having this same fight. At Bart's brunch, a year ago. At the wedding...
Dan: Where we talked about the fight at Bart's brunch.
Serena: And now here. [pauses] I can't change who I am, Dan.
Dan: Me neither.

Serena: I'm scared.
Dan: Me too.
Serena: When I step out of here, it's over.
Dan: I think... I think it was already. It just took us this long to realize, and get used to it.

Serena:(while Dan is in the elevator and he's going away) I love you.

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2x07 - Chuck in real life

Serena: Dan, is that you?
Dan: A-are you talking to me?
Serena: You are the only persone here..
Dan: Well I gues that has.. never stopped you before.
Serena: I deseve that.
Dan: I haven't started yet.

Serena: So what are you doing Nate's home?
Dan:Well, Nate and I are friends, at least I hope we are. What about you?
Serena: I just.. Needed to get out to my house.. Talk to someone.. Blair is busy, Chuck is.. Chuck. The only person I really wanted to talk with is.. I can't, anymore. So I'm here.

Serena: I though you were pretending to be Nate. Kidding... I'm sorry.
Dan: Y-You're don't agree with me?
Serena: No, I mean I'm sorry for everything.
Dan: I am too.

Serena: I'm glad you and Nate are friends. He really needs someone like you right now.

2x08 - Pret-A-Poor-Jenny

Dan: Hey, um, so the other night.. Seeing you was really nice. I know the first leg of the 'Dan/Serena let's be friend' tour was a disaster but..
Serena: Well we were young and stupid, then. Now we're older, and wiser.

Serena: See? Isn't this nice?
Blair: Ugh. Even broken up, you guys make me nauseous.

Serena: I-I don't understan, I thought you wanted to help Blair.
Dan: No, I did this for you, 'cause you wanted me to help her. I don't care about Blair Waldorf. All of this.. It's all a game to her.
Serena: No, in this case is not. Blair loves Chuck, she has just been too scared to admit it. I told her to talk to you because I genuinely thought that you would help her be brave.


Dan: Hey, Serena. Serena. Hey! Look, I-I'm-I'm.. I'm sorry, okay? I'm sorry, I was out of line.
Serena: Yeah, you were. Look, I'm sorry that Blair and Chuck messed up with Vanessa. She doesn't deserv that, but instead of hurting Blair, you should have been honest with me.
Dan: I- I know, it's just.. Look, it's about what happened last time with Amanda. I was worried what would happen if we fought.. 'Cause I really want this to work, with us.
Serena: Yeah, me too. But it's no going to if we can't talk to each other.
Dan: Yeah, you're right. Okay, so.. Let's-let's talk, let's be friend, let's..
Serena: There was something I wanted to tell you. Um.. Aaron asked me out. But I said no, because I wasn't sure how would you feel. But I kinda want to say yes.
Dan: Wow, look at that. Just diving into the deep of honestly..
Serena: Headfisrt.
Dan: Look, I like Aaron, he's a good guys, so.. You have my blessing. If that's what you're looking for.

Serena: I can't believe that! I have to go find him. Do you mind?
Dan: Oh, no. Of course not. No. I have to find Vanessa anyway. Look, he's.. He's the ex-husband, I'm just the ex-boyfriend.
[they look each other, then Serena walk away]

2x12 - It's a Wonderful lie

Serena: I... I just thought sex was meaningful to you, that's all?

Serena: I just want to apologize for how I acted earlier. I, um... I had no right.
Dan: No, no apology necessary.
Serena: Good. I... I dIdn't want you to go off tonight And, uh, do whatever it is you're gonna do, Um, without me just..clearing the air first.
Dan: Well, uh, well, consider it cleared. And by the way, I didn't mean to pry earlier about all that stuff.
Serena: No, I know.
Dan: Well, uh... Good, I... good. We can both... Go with clean air.
Serena: Yeah.. Yeah, I guess so.
[Serena walks away]
Dan: It was meaningful with you. It... it... it was the greatest night of my life.
Serena: Mine, too.
Dan: W-why... why does it feel like we're cutting some mythological tie?
Serena: I don't... I don't know, but it... but it does.

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2x13 - Brother, where Bart thou?

Dan: I'm worried about you.
Serena: thank you so much for beeing.. such a rock. this past two day it's been so much having you around.
Dan: yeah that's not a problem. It feels so.. natural.
Serena: It does, doesn't it?

2x14 - In the realm of the Basses

Dan: Hey. You're back.
Serena: Yeah. Just. I literally drove here from the airport.
Dan: Well you look tan.
Serena: Well it is summer in Buenos Aires.
Dan: That's right. Southern hemisphere.
Serena: I broke up with Aaron.


2x15 - Gone with the will

Serena: Look, I know you've been avoiding me, but my mom called from Boston this morning and I asked her point blank. You have nothing to worry about.
Dan: Worried? Who said anything about being worried? What'd she say?
Serena: That there's nothing going on between her and Rufus.
Dan ... Oh.

Dan: Through all this I had so many thoughts going through my head, but the one that kept popping up again and again: what does this mean—for us?
Serena: I don't know, but we'll figure it out. Because I know no matter what I want to be with you.
Dan: Me too.