| 1x01-Pilot
Serena: You asked me out on a date and you didn't think I was nice? Dan: No, I just thought you were hot. And, technically, you asked me out.
Dan: You'll really go out with some guy you don't know? Serena: Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know.
Serena: So you took me to meet your dad on the first date? Dan: So, this is a date? Ah, maybe I shouldn't have worn my loafers then. Dressed down a bit.
1x02 - The wild brunch
Dan: Hey, how you doing? I was in yesterday with Serena. Dexter: How could I forget. Dan: Yeah, well. Um. Is she in? Dexter: Just missed her actually, but you're welcome to wait. Dan: Yeah, okay. Maybe I will. She probably won't be that long, right? Dexter: Once she went out and didn't come back for six months, but feel free to sit. Over there.
1x03 - Poison Ivy
Serena: Please don't tell me it's over. Dan: What? You were there. I-I would say it's pretty over. Serena: I meant the assembly. Dan: Oh, right!
Dan: If you ever need anybody to talk to, or not talk to, I'd be happy to do either. Serena: I'll keep that in mind.
1x04 - Bad news, Blair!
Serena: Uh uh. (laughs) So I should probably get back. Dan: Yeah, sure. Serena: But call me sometimes. So we can get together and do that thing you didn't ask me to do.
Dan: She's best friends with this girl, Blair Waldorf. Who is basically everything I hate about the Upper East Side distilled into one 95-pound, doe-eyed, bon mots tossing, label-whoring package of girly evil.
Serena: Hey, how about you ask me out again? Dan: How about you actually show up? Serena: Okay. No drama, no disruptions. I promise. Dan: You promise? Oh no! That means it's never going to happen now! Serena: Okay, quick, I take it back! I un-promise. Dan: Friday. 8 o'clock. Blair: I think we can agree to those terms. But you can't wear those shoes. Or that hair.
1x05 - Dare devil
Dan (to Serena): If it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you want, then it's a real Dan Humphrey date that you're gonna get.
Serena (to Dan): Ahem. There's something vibrating in your pocket, and I really hope it's your phone.
1x06-The handmaiden's tale
Dan: Serena, hey. Serena: What are you really doing here, Dan? Dan: What am I doing here? I ran across the city, I rent a tuxedo, I stole this mask from some drunken kid only to look like Robin, I conned my way in here all to see you. I care. Serena: Well, you didn't seem to care this morning when you were with another girl and lied about it.
Jenny (to Serena, about Dan): I think he'd go anywhere with you. Except for maybe the ice capades 'cause that really freaked him out when he was five.
Dan: Let me say...for the record... I like you. Only you. Serena: Well, that's good, because I feel the same about you.
Serena: I hear the Ice Capades are coming to town. Dan: If you're there, so am I.
1x07 - Victor Victrola
Serena: You think, all the money we spend on private school, they could at least give us a comfortable spot to make out. Dan: Or better chemistry teachers. Mr. Pizer is a little weird.
Dan: (about what he did to his room for Serena) I know it may not compare to a suite at the Ritz in Paris or a chalet in Aspen, and it might be a fire hazard, but... Serena: It's perfect.
Serena: Wait. Dan: What? What? Did I do something wrong? Serena: No. Dan: I knew the hair thing was too much. Serena: No, actually, um... Dan: Um? Um is never good. What? Serena: I, I'm scared. Dan: Of me? Serena: No! Well, yes. But, it's just...I've never... Dan: You've never? You're not a... Serena: No. No, I wish. It's just...nobody's ever looked at the way you just did. In fact, I don't think they looked at me at all. (covers her face with her hand) You think I'm crazy, don't you? Dan: No. No, I don't.
1x08Seventeen candles
Serena: Blair says in a relationship the best friend is— Dan: Serena. Are you really taking relationship advice from Blair? Serena: Good point. Look, I just don't wanna have to compete with Vanessa. You know with Guitar Hero, okay. I'm way more awesome if you didn't happen to notice. But not with you. Dan: That's fair.
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